The annual E3 Media & Business is right around the corner kiddies. This is the event that all men in their late teens to late forties look forward to every year. With such stars as Jenna Jameson, Cindy Haze, and Brianna Banks in attendance, you know this will resemble chubby kids gone wild in a candy store.
Unfortunately, the powers that be won’t let us in!
Don’t you worry, we have our “agents” that will give us the inside scope on this cornucopia of sex, drugs, and violence. Ok, maybe not the sex…or the drugs...and the violence will probably be limited to the video games.
Now, I have cruised around the internet and found several top 5 to top 20 anticipated games of E3. Well, here is our top picks for the most anticipated games of E3.
10. Spore – The much heralded and anticipated game for the PC and eventually Wii. This has all the potential of being a completely fascinating game or a complete boring bust. The new Spore Creature Creator has produced some very interesting designs which people have been showing off. Whoopee!
9. Soulcaliber IV – Yeah, this game deserves to be on this list because Yoda is going to be in a fighting game. Righteous. Did you see him in Star Wars?
8. Spooge - This game is Spore’s sequel, already in development. I think the title says it all.
7. Lego Aquaman
6. Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe - I really want to put a foot up Aquaman’s ass. What’s your super power? I can swim real fast and talk to fish!
5. Fable 2 – That dude from Lionhead studios talked the talk about the original Fable, which many believe didn’t live up to its potential. Now, Peter Molyneux is talking the same talk about Fable 2. Some of the proposed features include gardening, simulated crapping, and raising your own children…in different towns with different wives perhaps?
4. Resident Evil 5
3. Fallout 3 – From our local boys in Bethesda and from the creators of Oblivion, this will be the dark horse of the holiday releases.
2. Gears of War 2 – I really don’t need to say anything here. Gears of War rocked, I expect nothing less.
1. The Oregon Trail II: Salvation – This time you play the role of Jack Bauer, key secret agent of the United States. You have to guide your party of experts through the Oregon Trail to find the hidden Al-Qaeda base somewhere in Northern California. With state of the art graphics and Keifer Sutherland providing fantastic voice acting, Oregon Trail II will take E3 by storm.
Unfortunately, the powers that be won’t let us in!
Don’t you worry, we have our “agents” that will give us the inside scope on this cornucopia of sex, drugs, and violence. Ok, maybe not the sex…or the drugs...and the violence will probably be limited to the video games.
Now, I have cruised around the internet and found several top 5 to top 20 anticipated games of E3. Well, here is our top picks for the most anticipated games of E3.
10. Spore – The much heralded and anticipated game for the PC and eventually Wii. This has all the potential of being a completely fascinating game or a complete boring bust. The new Spore Creature Creator has produced some very interesting designs which people have been showing off. Whoopee!
9. Soulcaliber IV – Yeah, this game deserves to be on this list because Yoda is going to be in a fighting game. Righteous. Did you see him in Star Wars?
8. Spooge - This game is Spore’s sequel, already in development. I think the title says it all.
7. Lego Aquaman6. Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe - I really want to put a foot up Aquaman’s ass. What’s your super power? I can swim real fast and talk to fish!
5. Fable 2 – That dude from Lionhead studios talked the talk about the original Fable, which many believe didn’t live up to its potential. Now, Peter Molyneux is talking the same talk about Fable 2. Some of the proposed features include gardening, simulated crapping, and raising your own children…in different towns with different wives perhaps?
4. Resident Evil 5
3. Fallout 3 – From our local boys in Bethesda and from the creators of Oblivion, this will be the dark horse of the holiday releases.
2. Gears of War 2 – I really don’t need to say anything here. Gears of War rocked, I expect nothing less.
1. The Oregon Trail II: Salvation – This time you play the role of Jack Bauer, key secret agent of the United States. You have to guide your party of experts through the Oregon Trail to find the hidden Al-Qaeda base somewhere in Northern California. With state of the art graphics and Keifer Sutherland providing fantastic voice acting, Oregon Trail II will take E3 by storm.
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