Disclaimer: I did not actually see the movie. I am just ranting about the experiences I endured during the release of the movie.Seriously, why the hell is Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker an actress? Shouldn’t she be getting ready for the Belmont Stakes tomorrow?
I have to be completely honest; I am familiar with this show. I have actually watched several episodes with my former girlfriend, a man hating beast. That is what this show does; it makes women hate men and makes men forget they have a set. It also makes women who don’t live in New York and earn less than six figures feel like they are trapped in a less than perfect life. Kind of like the feeling me and my fellow men get when we watch movies like Gladiator, Indiana Jones, Transformers, Spider-Man, Ghost Rider (Hell yeah, I want to be Johnny Blaze), X-Men, Iron Man, and any movie where the lead actor hooks up with Angelina Jolie.
The cast of the show includes Sarah Jessica Parker, better known as the stunt double for Mr. Ed, Kim “I loved you in Mannequin, which was in the 80’s” Kattrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis. As you see, there is not a single redeeming quality of this cast.
The hysteria that women felt surrounding the release of this movie was ridiculous…ludicrous speed, now! Women all over the United States who (1) had enough money to pay for gas to get to the movie theatre, (2) had enough money after paying for gas to pay for inflated movie tickets, and (3) had enough money after paying for gas and the movie ticket to pay for several high priced and watered down cosmopolitans, went to go see this movie. Some even went so far to get a limo to take them to the freakin’ movie theatre. That’s kind of like a guy renting a chariot to see Gladiator 2.
My fiancé and I went to go see Indiana Jones the day of the opening. After the movie was over, we went to the bar inside the mall. Little did we realize that we would be surrounded by pretentious women dressed in their Sunday’s best to go to see the damned movie. Fiance and I were literally surrounded by a group of eight overly dressed women at the bar. Guess what they were drinking? Cosmofreakinpolitans. I looked around the bar. What was every women drinking? Cosmofreakinpolitans. The bar freaking ran out of Triple Sec!
It is humorous that these women would make a spectacle out of going to see a damned movie. Of course, I guess its not much worse than these guys.
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