WiiNovations

With the WiiFit launch, what do you all think will be the next Wiinovation™?

WiiSleep™ - After playing mere minutes of Super Mario World, this comfortable pillow attachment makes sure your game is saved automatically when you promptly pass out.

WiiToilet™ - This is a competitive game which works with WiFi. You can actually compete with your friends to see how long your bathroom breaks last. Mini games are included like “don’t get any on the seat.”

WiiConversation™ - This is handy for those nights when your significant other wants to have a lengthy conversation about world events after you have had a hard day at work. It comes with a WiiMicrophone™ and records your voice which it uses as it links with the WiiNewsChannel™ to simulate a conversation with your significant other.

WiiBake-A-Cake™ - Included in this package is an electrical mini oven and the WiiBake-A-Cake game. Rachel Ray teaches you how to cook in this game while you use your ove. You can use this game in conjunction with the WiiMote and simulate slapping Rachel Ray when she gets too obnoxious.

WiiSueNintendo™ - This one is not produced by Nintendo. It is a simple attachment that you place around your neck and is used in conjunction with a car racing game. Once you have an accident in the game, the WiiNeckbrace shakes vigorously, stimulating a whiplash. You then have the ability to file a lawsuit against Nintendo.