You heard it right!! My mommy dearest, the one and only StealthMom, was recently the victim of a jacking!! Some crotch-flea couldn't resist the temptation of jacking my moms whip. And what might you ask does StealthMom drive? A Mercedes, NO! A BMW, NO! It must be a something worth the 3-5 yr. jail bid that accompanies such a triumph...NO! StealthMom drives, excuse me drove, a beat-up, off-blue, 4 cylinder, 1.5 liter, barely 2 wheel drive, 2002 Suzuki Esteem. I mean I know GTA IV is a great game and all but damn!! Not StealthMom's ride. Anyway, be on the lookout and call the Liberty City PD if you see Niko or anyone resembling him joyriding in mama's car.
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