GTA IV - Still unimpressed

Gang, I am just tired of GTA IV. I am not trying to play Devil’s Advocate. I am not trying to be different. I am not purposely trying to whine. I am just plain tired of this damn game. Frankly, it is overrated.

You know what I dread most? Screwing up a mission and having to restart and drive all the way back to that damn mission location. Talk about tedious. You know how many times I had to listen to Brucie talk about his “funny balls” during the first racing mission? You know how many times I wanted to push that ass of a character out of the car and run him over?

The cursing is just over the top. I admit, sometimes I sound like a sailor, but this game even puts Eddie Murphy to shame.

Did I mention how monotonous the missions are? I am tired of having to go somewhere and kill somebody. Sorry, have been there done that three games ago.

Funny balls…give me a break.

All of the characters are obnoxious…blatantly obnoxious.

If Dwayne bitches one more time about his horrible life…

If Roman whines about not spending time with more one more time…

I swear, I could care less if the characters died.

God forbid you accidentally run a toll booth. You will have the LCPD helicopters after the two dollars you forgot to pay. Meanwhile, you can teabag a hooker in plain daylight then run over her and not even get a cop’s notice.

I don’t mind putting down the controller in this game. It really reminds me of Super Mario World, been there, done that, nothing really special about the game.

I am going to play some more and hope that something intrigues me. I still say there are other games that are leaps and bounds ahead of GTA IV.