Diablo III Announced

Hey kids, just a quick FYI. Blizzard, the drug pushers who brought us World of Warcraft, announced Diablo III. Although I consider myself a console gamer, I do like to play a few PC games. Diablo has always been one of my favorite PC franchises.

Call of Duty: World at War Preview

(what all the Germans are dead, well let's move on the the Japanese)

Looks like WWII isn't over yet. After being spoiled by high powered modern weapons, it's back to Thompson machine guns and the MI Garand (Ping).

This time the focus is on the Pacific theater. It looks like there will be a lot of wild close combat (probably involving katana's and determined Japanese people). I'm picturing a lot of Japanese jumping out of bushes.

From what we've seen so far, this game looks like it's going to be pretty brutal...a lot of screen shots of bayonet/katana impalings. This game could have a real thriller aspect to it.

It's always hard to accept another WWII shooter into a market that is very tired of seeing it, but if anyone can make on that's worth my time...it's these guys.

On another note, it doesn't look like Activision's main team is making this game, so I'm not expecting another Modern Warfare.

One thing we can expect is a good single player and endless multiplayer action. I'm just worried that after playing Modern Warefare, there is no going back to WWII....maybe the melee aspect will add a much needed aspect to a tired genre.

Dark Sector: Xbox 360 Demo Review

Let me start off by saying....what a waste of potential. After reading dozens of articles on how this was the first next-gen game created and how it was being crowned as the next-gen king, I was extremely stoked about playing this game. Too bad.

As Hayden Tenno, a cliched blade wielding hero with a bad haircut and in uber physical shape, you will use various tools of destruction to dismember and disembowel your enemies. His right arm is some sort of bionic slingshot that hurls his glaive (i.e. super bad-ass ninja star) while his left hand holds his pistol. You will occasionally be able to pick up slaughtered enemies' weapons for added firepower however for some stupid reason you can only carry them for a short period of time.... LAME!!

The demo places you in some sort of semi-evacuated USSR type military encampment. You will quickly learn to use either your pistol or your glaive as the first set of hellions attack you almost instantly. You will eradicate them without any trouble. As you progress you realize just how much potential this game had. The character graphics are nice to look at for the most part with sharp edges and defined textures. That much cannot be said about the maps however. The maps appear to be dark, dull, and lifeless. I am not a big fan of games that use mostly dark greens and muted greys to emphasize darkness.

The controls are not very user-friendly either. After playing games like Gears of War you would expect game developers to realize just how important controls are to any action game. Hayden feels very stiff when he moves, there is no sprint button, and the cover system has a been there done that better somewhere else feel.

I couldn't tell you much about the story as the demo doesn't take you that deep. Only that you are an experiment and you must defeat somebody to keep something from happening. Nice.

Anyway, overall this was a let down. I really couldn't offer you much reason to buy this game at full price other than I read something about Hayden being able to upgrade his glaive with powers such as flames and lightening; invisibility, and maybe a decent story-line.

Overall, Dark Sector the Demo earns: 6 rusty glaives out of 10.

Spike's Game Trailers

Greetings! This is the Full Effect's first blog and I'll be reviewing/highlighting Spike TV's June 21 show of Spike's GameTrailers. In total, four games were exclusives for the show. The Lord of the Rings Conquest, Call of Duty: World at War(trailer only), Star Wars: The Clone Wars(trailer only), and UFC 2009 were all segments of the show.

First off, for all you fanboys, get ready to crap yourself. The Lord of the Rings Conquest looks amazing. The game developers at Pandemic really out did themselves. If you are unsure of Pandemic's history, check out Star Wars Battlefront I and II. That being said, the LOTRC does to LOTR what Battlefront did for Star Wars. In the game, players will play battle sequences from the beginning of Tolkien's master trilogy to the end. Even more exciting, if you haven't read or seen the trilogy Frodo and the defenders of Middle Earth destroy the ring, is an alternate ending. Instead of victory for the forces of good, Sauron, aka ultimate badass, gets the ring and the forces of evil work backwards all the way back to the Shire. Finally, for those of you who wished you were able to kick Elijah wood in the teeth, now's your chance. Hugo Weaving, Smith in the Matrix and Elron in the LOTR series, provides narration for both the good and evil campaigns. Just as exciting will be the multiplayer. Just as you could pit the likes of Chewbacca vs. Darth Vader in Battlefront, you can set up the matches not seen in the story or the movie. The only time we got to see Sauron in the movie was in highlights. Now he can become a playable character and players can test his abilities against the all loving Greybush...I mean Gandalf. What really impressed me the most was the multiplayer game where one character is Frodo and the rest are Ring Wraiths. Instead of vehicles you'll be able to control trolls and ents and oliphants, yes I read the stories go ahead and wedgie me, and you will plow through hordes of enemies.

The other highlight of the show was UFC 2009. Yes, it is a little ballsy for potty mouthed Dana to come out with yet another mixed martial art video game. The original UFC came out for the Playstation, the Dreamcast and for the GameBoy color...nuff said. Also owned by UFC owners Zuffa, Pride's mediocre PrideFC came out for the Playstation 2. Dana though assured viewers that those games came out before Zuffa took over UFC and Pride so they take no responsibility for the flops. Zuffa went with THQ, famous for Saints Row and WWE games, to provide the full onslaught of ground and pound. As a fan and a practicer of mma, I am pleased with the way this game looks. Full body scans were used to detail the fighters and the physics of the ring useage look realistic. Gameplay looks a little choppy, but then again, so is ground fighting. Zuffa was smart to use the highlight of their upcoming light heavyweight championship bout of Forest Griffen and Quinten 'Rampage' Jackson as the demo fight for the game. Also making an apperance in the trailer was mma referee Mario Yamaguchi. The game features all your favorite guard passes, sweeps, takedowns and ko's with a fully functinal 360 degree camera view. The realism of the styles of each fighters will also keep fans/gamers entertained. The biggest problem is that it is not expected until sometime next Spring. Are we not entertained? Not for a while.

All in all, the future of gaming looks positive. Look for more reviews soon. To view this episode of GT check out http://www.spike.com/full-episode/lord-of-rings-conquest/27798. Until then...keep gaming!

Top Ten Most Anticipated of E3

The annual E3 Media & Business is right around the corner kiddies. This is the event that all men in their late teens to late forties look forward to every year. With such stars as Jenna Jameson, Cindy Haze, and Brianna Banks in attendance, you know this will resemble chubby kids gone wild in a candy store.

Unfortunately, the powers that be won’t let us in!

Don’t you worry, we have our “agents” that will give us the inside scope on this cornucopia of sex, drugs, and violence. Ok, maybe not the sex…or the drugs...and the violence will probably be limited to the video games.

Now, I have cruised around the internet and found several top 5 to top 20 anticipated games of E3. Well, here is our top picks for the most anticipated games of E3.

10. Spore – The much heralded and anticipated game for the PC and eventually Wii. This has all the potential of being a completely fascinating game or a complete boring bust. The new Spore Creature Creator has produced some very interesting designs which people have been showing off. Whoopee!

9. Soulcaliber IV – Yeah, this game deserves to be on this list because Yoda is going to be in a fighting game. Righteous. Did you see him in Star Wars?

8. Spooge - This game is Spore’s sequel, already in development. I think the title says it all.

7. Lego Aquaman

6. Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe - I really want to put a foot up Aquaman’s ass. What’s your super power? I can swim real fast and talk to fish!

5. Fable 2 – That dude from Lionhead studios talked the talk about the original Fable, which many believe didn’t live up to its potential. Now, Peter Molyneux is talking the same talk about Fable 2. Some of the proposed features include gardening, simulated crapping, and raising your own children…in different towns with different wives perhaps?

4. Resident Evil 5

3. Fallout 3 – From our local boys in Bethesda and from the creators of Oblivion, this will be the dark horse of the holiday releases.

2. Gears of War 2 – I really don’t need to say anything here. Gears of War rocked, I expect nothing less.

1. The Oregon Trail II: Salvation – This time you play the role of Jack Bauer, key secret agent of the United States. You have to guide your party of experts through the Oregon Trail to find the hidden Al-Qaeda base somewhere in Northern California. With state of the art graphics and Keifer Sutherland providing fantastic voice acting, Oregon Trail II will take E3 by storm.

Games of Yore - Tag Team Wrestling (NES)

As a young dork, I loved the WWF. I have to admit I was a Hulkamaniac. I had all of the oversized non-movable wrestling figures that really didn’t serve a purpose with the exception of harassing my pet dog. However, my dog’s paw of fury would inevitably take down Hillbilly Jim and end the fight with the jaws of doom.

Well, my father sure as hell knew I was a wrestling fan. He took me and my kid sister to the (then) Baltimore Arena to watch Hulk Hogan live! My father almost pissed himself because he didn’t want to leave me and my kid sister alone. It was kind of funny because some of the wrestlers wouldn’t show up because they got piss drunk the night before.

One Christmas I received two wrestling games from my NES, Pro Wrestling and this steaming pile of turd, Tag Team Wrestling. Seriously, this game deserves its personal spot in video game hell.

There isn’t a single redeeming quality about Tag Team Wrestling. You start off as The Ricky Fighters, a team of brothers played by 80’s icon Ralph Macchio and his disfigured kid brother (who wears a mask in this game) Matt Damon.

Your first opponents are the Strong Bads, two guys who work at McDonald’s during the day and dress up in fetish costumes and wrestle at night. After you demolish the Strong Bads, your next challengers are…the Strong Bads. No, I am not kidding, you had to wrestle the Strong Bads over…and over…and over….and over. The programmers gave kids like myself a huge middle finger by putting four generic, crappy wrestlers into this steaming pile of turd.

Ok, so there are only two teams in the game…they must have put all of their effort into the graphics.

The graphics were downright horrible, even for the NES. I believe the programmers must have been 8 years old and 7 years old respectively. There were so many “WTF” moments when it came to graphics.
(1)When you whip your opponent into the ropes, you run to opposite ropes, both with your hands up in the air and your oversized stomachs exposed only to come together with one big bologna belly slap.
(2)When you get thrown to the outside you literally float to the floor
(3)The bodyslam looked like some weird kama sutra position
(4) So did the chokehold

Ok, so bad graphics and two teams, the gameplay must be the saving grace!

The gameplay was even more pathetic. When you hit your opponent to perform a move, you had to move your gamepad left or right to select the move you wanted to do from a list. Talk about game slowdown. It eventually was bodyslam, bodyslam, and of course, bodyslam.

The worst part of this game? The Ricky Fighters doing the “I hope I don’t piss myself” dance on the ring apron.

Don’t play this game…ever.

The joys of moving....and finding old NES cartridges.

One of the big factors I've had to deal with this week is moving to a new location. This meant a week of no Internet, no video games, and no TV. Oh how nice it is to be back in the world of technology again.

After a very tiring week, I have all of my fantastic gadgets functioning properly again....so let's review something. While moving I had time to go through my closet and see all of my wonderful NES games. In my opinion, most of these games are better off as fond memories.

(What have you been up to?)

Once in a while I get an urge to pick up the old controller and relive all the fun times I had as a kid, but when I do....it's not quite the same as I remember. I believe once one gets used to the perfection that game developers have created these days there's no going back for me.

I tried going through the original Final Fantasy. It was great to see the original charters and hear the music that I remember so well, but then I realized just how long it took to fight a battle, get around the map, etc, and I understand now that I tolerated these things because that's all we had back then, and it was great at the time....it just doesn't work now. I guess it's kind of like swiping your v-card. It's great then because you don't know how much better it can get.

All in all, a trip down memory lane can be fun.....in short bursts. Then again some gamers pay to download these games and are very happy, for like two minutes.

Apologies...

Hey kids, my apologies for the lack of posting in the past couple o' days. Games of Yore will be out manana.

Also, to add to the mix, yours truly has picked up a copy of Metal Gear Solid 4. So far it is a solid game. I will give my impressions tomorrow.

Again, sorry about the lack of posting. The past couple of days have been focuses on product and less on this blog.

New Retailer: Games and Stuff

Lest us not forget that the main purpose of this blog is to blatantly promote our niche apparel company, Last Action Gamer. Well, the kids of LXG are happy to announce that we have a third retailer selling our fine apparel, Games & Stuff of Glen Burnie, Maryland. Hooray for us!

Shortly after the meeting, Director of Operations, Jamar Williams had this to say, "I think my car was towed."

President of LXG, James Braswell followed by stating, "This is an exciting day for LXG. Every new retailer is a small victory for the gaming community. Games and Stuff runs a first class operation and we are more than happy that they decided to carry our gear. We look forward to plenty of cross-promotion opportunities. In addition, I think it proves that our product is something the gaming community wants."

For more information on Games & Stuff, please check out their website at www.gamesandstuffonline.com.

Metal Gear Solid Review!!!

If you thought the mother of all video games was released in late April, guess again. Metal Gear Solid 4: The Depends Years was released this week to much acclamation, hoopla, and scores of 10. Yes, it is the GTAIV release all over again.

If you listened closely, you could hear the sounds of PS3 owners throwing their copies of GTA IV across the room like a Frisbee to experience the sheer joy of an 8 minute install screen.

I hate to break it to you kids but I have not picked up a copy of the game yet. Last night, I had the choice between leaving in the middle of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom to pick up the game, or staying until the end of the movie then playing The Oregon Trail. Needless to say, I chose the latter.

On a serious note, I have cruised around to various websites where gamers can post their reviews of the game. It has been 10 after 10 after 10. Instant Classic, Masterpiece, and I Left my Boyfriend for Solid Snake were all titles of the reviews I read. You can also click on a gamer’s profile to read other reviews he or she has posted. I will be damned if the same gamers who stated that MGSIV was the greatest game ever said the same exact thing about GTAIV. A 10 for a game should not be easily thrown around.

Unlike GTA (with the exception of Vice City), I have been a big fan of Metal Gear since the NES. And yes, I am still wondering what to do with those damn cigarettes. I intend to pick up this game next week and post a review as soon as I have time. The Oregon Trail has been calling my name.

Civilization Revolutions Demo Review

Another JC Braz Disclaimer: I am writing this review with two orange juice and vodkas in me.

Your’s truly is a real time strategy fan. Warcraft, Rise of Nations, Age of Empires, Starcraft, you name it. There has always been one franchise that has brought me to the brink of throwing my overpriced computer across the room; that game is Civilization. Much like Franciscan Nun’s take a vow of celibacy, I took a vow of celibacy from the Civilization series.

When I turned on my computer the other day, I saw a little cheeky fellow that looked like Napoleon that was urging me to download of a demo for Civilization Revolution. It was either GTAIV or the demo, I choose the demo.

I have to admit, this game is actually fun. JC Braz is a big history buff and enjoys nuances in games that have a historical significance. Revolutions fits that bill with the Civilopedia.

The one thing I hated, I absolutely detested about prior Civilization games, was what seemed like an overcomplicated and convoluted interface. Revolutions finally gets it right. Much like a bartender who takes four or five tries to get that perfect mixture, Sid Meier finally got it right.

Graphically, Revolutions is very colorful which is a nice change from the humdrum graphics of previous Civilization games. Your advisors pop up on the screen when you accomplish tasks like building cities, science, and deal with armies. It is kind of funny to see them push each out of the way when you change from task to task.

The game is essentially about building an empire. Unlike other RTS where you amass a fortune, build a ludicrous speed army, and annihilate the other player, this game can be won in several different ways. You can win with “culture” which for those pacifists out there, would be the preferable way of winning the game. This game does what other RTS games does not, it takes into consideration different playing styles.

The 360 versions is fantastically streamlined and perfectly mapped to the 360 controller. I wasn’t sure about the transition here, but it really works well.

I love the blatant stereotypes of the different leaders. If you don’t know what I mean, just check out the feminine Greeks. I actually visited some forums who were upset about the stereotypes. Seriously people, it’s a freaking game.

I am really looking forward to this game when it is released. I suggest the readers download the demo and give it a try for themselves.

Wow, a serious post by me.

What a joke

Seriously, I don't know who I can't stand MORE, Jared from Subway or Billy Mitchell.

Games of Yore #6: The Oregon Trail

Nothing brings up controversy like an argument revolving around the greatest game of all time. Some claim that Super Mario 3 is the greatest game of all time. Those same people eat rocks and enjoy the smell of their own farts. I say this, The Oregon Trail IS the greatest game of all time.

I am sure you all remember going to the computer lab in school to experience the pure ecstasy of playing this “educational” game. As your teacher walked around the lab acting like he/she gave a rat’s ass about your game progress, you experienced the game of games.

This game is produced by MECC, some computer education company that produced such other gaming masterpieces like Odell Lake and The Yukon Trail.

You start off the game by selecting among three characters, Duane “The Rock” Johnson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and of course, Chuck Norris. Each character has his own “bonus” Schwarzenegger has the power of politician, which means he can bullcrap his way out of any obstacle, but he also is able to rip up trees from their roots. This is good for camping.

Johnson is not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but is more agile which allows him to jump from cliff to cliff easier than the older Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. He has the power of invincibility and roundhouse kick. He has an extra bonus the “power of laughter.” When enemy characters see Norris, they fall to their knees in laughter.

There is actually a hidden character in the game, Chris Farley. However, Farley is fat and slow and eventually dies in the middle of the game from massive diarrhea. This is automatic and I have not been able to find out how to counteract the effects of Farley eating raw meat. Farley does come with the most money.

Once you select your main character, you have to name the other members of the party. Most of us gave profane names to our party members hoping that our school teacher wouldn’t see our screen.

Before you head off, you have to purchase supplies for your mission to Oregon. You have to purchase food, designer clothing, spare parts (i.e. Oak wheel parts, toilet paper, and Pepto), weapons (i.e. machine guns and ninja stars), and oxen.

I figured out a code where you can add a horse instead of oxen. The code will unlock Sarah “Horseface” Jessica Parker as your trusty steed. You can use Parker as a way to track down deer and buffalo more efficiently during your journey.

Once you buy you supplies, you make your way through The Oregon Trail.
This is where the game shows its true colors. The graphics are phenomenal, if not the best. The water effects are some of the best to date! As you travel on your journey, your main character will have to make key decisions.

Hunting is the greatest part of the game. The hand to hoof combat in the game is perfect. I never had as much joy in a game like I did when Norris roundhouse kicked a buffalo in the face. This game is so intense that you can actually kick a buffalo horn off the buffalo and use it as a weapon to stab the very buffalo it belonged to.

Unfortunately, you will come across Indians in the game. Indians employ explosive tipped arrows to thwart your band of merry men. If you were smart enough, you purchased bullet/explosive proof cloth for your Conestoga wagon. This will alleviate some of the harsher effects from Indian raiding parties.

Your main character will have a variety of weapons at his disposal. Although you start off the game with a wad of paper and a straw, as your character levels up and visits forts in the game, you will be able to purchase weapons like an AK-47.

The Oregon Trail is not without its obstacles. You will have to make key decisions in game. Should you ford across the river in your wagon or should you use a rocket propelled grenade launcher to take down some trees to make a bridge to cross the river?

Disease runs rampant in this game. As your main character, you will have to avoid the effects of small pox, malaria, and dysentery (the craps!).

The platforming elements of the game can be tedious, but really exploit the power and range of the game. It puts Mario to shame.

The subquests in the game are some of the most awe inspiring since Oblivion. You will have the option to go on the quest for the Holy Grail or track down the Fountain of Youth. As you explore dungeons, you will find different clues that will eventually lead you to these relics which will add up to extra points at the end of the game!

Eventually, after traveling down the trail for a long time, you will have to whitewater raft down the Nile River. This part of the game presents its own set of problems. You will have to deal with crocodiles, terrorists, and man-sized scorpions. Again, depending on how far you were able to level up your main character, this can be an easy task or a daunting task.

I cannot downplay the role the graphics play in this part of the game. The Nile River comes alive as never before. It actually looked like a Discovery HD presentation.

At the end of the game, you will have to battle Godzilla to save all humanity. Rosie O’Donnell does a fantastic job of portraying Godzilla in the game. I was actually surprised to see that MECC was able to get Rosie to participate in the game.

The music in the game is phenomenal. This music is provided by award winning video game music composer Yayuseme Suckamebalzto, whom produced such hits as Bubble Bobble and Operation Wolf.

All in all, this game is a 10 out of 10.

First Images of Street FIghter IV

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune Review

As I sorted through JC Baz's game collection over the weekend I noticed a game that still had the plastic on it. Very rare in any household where gamers reside. I picked it up and noticed that it was Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (UDF). When he saw that I had the game in hand he mention that he had it for 6 moths and hadn't played it once. So, I decided to give it a try. They say that sometimes great efforts go overlooked and a gem may be right under your nose and you never notice it. Such is the case for UDF.
From the moment I popped in the disc I was immediately impressed by the high level of detail, amazing sound quality, beautiful visuals, and fantastic atmosphere. The game is very vivid and the color palette very robust. If you are a fan of Tomb Raider and Indiana Jones you'll love this game.
The character movements are very fluid and the cut scenes and live action transition perfectly. It's the little things in this game that make it memorable. For example, there is a part in the game where your control Drake through a partially submerged vessel. As he navigates through the doors in the hull he actually ducks to avoid hitting his head. Jump into a river and the character emerges completely soaked, with darker shades of clothing to emphasize the wetness. The levels are vast and cavernous and really make you feel like an explorer.
There are plenty of hidden items to obtain which will add to the replay value and the story is actually decent enough to pay attention to. The A.I. is very intelligent and will try to ambush you, flank you, and force you into the open with grenades.
The character models of the lead cast are phenomenal. They boast realistic facial expressions and realistic movement.
My biggest beef with this game is the off and on shooting style and the camera angles at times. When you are in the midst of a heated gun-fight it can be very taxing to lock on to your target. There is no indicator to let you know when you are aiming at an enemy so shooting from a distance can be a chore. Also, enemies have the grace of a ballerina, ducking shots like Neo in the matrix. The enemy design is nice however you will be fighting the same 5-6 enemies over and over again. The camera makes things frustrating when you simply want to jump to ledge and it zooms in so close to your character that you can't see the ledge that you are standing on and fall over and over again to your death. The camera does make things feel cinematic but doesn't always provide the best view for game-play.
At the end of the day UDF rocks! This is a must have for any PS3 owner. Get it now, I'm sure it's probably in the bargain bin by now. Enjoy. Uncharted: Drake's Fortune earns 9 sunken treasures out of 10.